How to Reserve the Cows
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Ideas for Messages

BIRTHDAY:

1. Holy cow (name) is (age) now! Happy Birthday!
2. (Name's) (age) today and that's no bull! Happy Birthday!
3. (Name) don't have a cow you're only (age) now! Happy Birthday!
4. We herd (name) is out to pasture at (age) Happy Birthday!
5. (Name) we are moooved by your (age) Happy Birthday!
6. Happy Birthday, (name)! Hope your day is udderly fabulous!
7. Don't have a cow (name)! It's only a birthday!
8. (Name) is over the hill & out to pasture Happy Birthday!
9. (Name's) an udder year older! Happy Birthday!
10. What a cow-tastrophy (name's) an udder year older!
11. Moos Flash! It's (name's) (age) birthday!    
12. (Name's) over the hill and out to pasture!
13. (Name), it's your birthday! Milk it for all it's worth!
14. You’re (age) (name), party till the cows come home!
15. Moo Hoo, (name's) (age)! 
16. (Name) You've aged so graze-fully!
17. (Name) you don't look calf your age!
18. (Name) you look bovine my darling!
19. Hay! Have a great birthday (name)!
20. I love you for-heifer! Happy Birthday (name)!
21. Good moos travels fast-(name) is (age)!
22. Have you herd the moos?  (name) is (age)!

ANNIVERSARY:

1. Moos flash!  It’s (names) anniversary!
2. (Names) made it an udder year!  Happy anniversary!
3. Holy cow (names) it's been (30) years already!
4. We herd (names) Anniversary is here!
5. (Names) we are moooved by your love! Happy Anniversary!
6. (Names) Hope your anniversary is udderly fabulous!
7. An udder year together! Happy Anniversary!
8. (Names), it's your anniversary! Milk it for all it's worth!
9. You're married (number) years, party till the cows come home!

APOLOGY:

1. There’s no udder way to say it-I’m sorry!
2. What a cow-tastrophe-please forgive me!
3. Sorry I was in a bad moo-d!

RETIREMENT:

1. Put out to pasture – happy retirement!
2. Happy retirement and that’s no bull!

WELCOME / GOING AWAY:

1. Herd the moos?  The (name) have arrived!
2. Herd the moos?  (name) graduated!
3. We’re udderly delighted to welcome (name) to the neighborhood!

GRADUATION:

1. There’s no udder way to say it—we’re proud of you!
2. Moos flash! (name) graduated!  Congratulations!
3. Have you herd the moos? (name's) graduated!
4. It's udderly fantastic! (name's) graduated!
5. Holy cow, (name's) graduated!

GET WELL:

1. Udder the weather?   Get well soon!
2. We herd you were sick - get well soon!

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